‘Yes,’ Gandalf said, ‘I
am here. And you [Mr. Frodo Baggins] are lucky to be here, too, after all the
absurd things you have done since you left home.’
That’s certainly one way to put it, Mr. Gandalf.
One thing I would like to note is my visualization of Elrond
before I saw the movies. In the movies, Mr. Smith from the Matrix plays the
wise old elf. I always thought that part was miscast. Besides really dry
acting, I envisioned a fatter, almost Santa Claus like figure with white silver
hair and a curly beard. Lord of the Rings describes Elrond as neither young nor
old, which I’m not sure fits the Santa Claus description, but I may have got
the Elrond visage from my old days reading the Hobbit, when the description may
have been less or I just imagined him differently. Who knows. So when I saw
Elrond in the movies, I was like, WTF?
This chapter also reminisces the Old Hobbit days, through
the dwarf-lord Gloin. We learn a little bit about what’s been going on at the
Lonely Mountain, and learn hints about the disaster that precedes our story at
the Mines of Moria. Indeed, Tokien writes that Bombur being so fat now that it
took six young dwarves to lift him. I’m envisioning a Baron Harkonnen sort of
figure, with a jolly face when I read that.
Of course, the iconic moment of this chapter is the shadow
that passes between Frodo and Bilbo when Bilbo asks to see the ring. I’ve read
Ben’s and Jacob’s thoughts on this moment—Jacob preferring the movie moment and
Ben preferring the book. C’mon guys, can’t you see that they both work for what
they are? A movie moment really couldn’t convey the shadow that came between
them, that it’s Frodo’s perception of Bilbo that’s manipulated by the ring. As
for the movie, I think it was a perfect moment to insert a shocker; I for one
will admit that I jumped Bilbo’s face went scary.
Skipped the poem again. I have yet to read a Lord of the
Rings poem all the way through. I love the poems because it makes me feel like
I’m making real progress in the story when I skip them. Additionally, poems create a lore that
add to the realism of the book. The effect of the poems is meta: by having
characters recite poems, by having Bilbo write a book within a book, since
those actions are so normal and real, it facilitates the illusion that the
characters are real. It seems that poems or songs in a fantasy novel are bread
and butter. Perhaps that is the reason the meme has stuck around? Readers can
always skip the poem, but the fact that it’s there lends credibility to the story.
One thought I had was that the poem sessions would certainly
be at home in Colorado or Washington. The text almost suggests that the Elves
are merely tripping on high quality food and music, Count of Monte Cristo
style.
And Frodo! Can’t you go anywhere without perving over other
men’s women? It seems like you wake this young Hobbit up and the first thing he
does is stare at somebody else’s wife. Is this really the person we’d trust
with carrying a deadly ring to the land of Sauron himself? Frodo, son, you’ve
got to have better discipline than that if you’re going to be carrying the most
dangerous chattel known to man. Seriously.
Frodo should just adopt James Bond's line from Casino Royale: "Don't worry, you're not my type." "Intelligent?" "Single."
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